who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

you know when you really really want to sleep but you cant because of some stupid thoughts that wont escape your brain? yeah well i get that all the time. this time, it's pretty hilarious sooo i decided to share.

before anything else, i have to say, growing up as a kid, i love(stilldo) the show spongebob.

>>Walking fishes. no wait, there's more--- THE FISHES CAN DRIVE CARS!! mindfuck. and what about the Flying Dutchman? The green ghost pirate, and one of the antagonists in the story can fly--oh and his boat can fly too. the only man(besides barnicle boy and mermaid man-- both can walk at the bottom of the sea too) in the show flies and the rest of the sea creatures walk. (except jellyfishes). 

>> i have no idea why mr.krabs has a shark daughter, i repeat, A SHARK!! (if you're slow, mr. krabs IS a crab).  so the mind boggling question led me to the search for mrs.krabs, is she a shark or was pearl adopted and i came across this wonderfully detailed family tree.

Prehistoric Krabs
             | 
      Many Generations
             |
        King Krabs
             |
      Princess Pearl
             |
      Many Generations
             |
       Western Krabs
             |
      Many Generations
             |
Mr. Krabs' Great-Great-Grandfather    
             |
       Unknown Krabs    
             |                   
        Redbeard Krabs
             |
      Victor Krabs + Betsy Krabs
                   |____________________________________________
                   |                                            | 
          Mr. Eugene H. Krabs + Mrs. Krabs     Unknown Brother or Sister of Mr. Krabs
                              |                                 |
                         Pearl Krabs              3 Children(Mr. Krabs' Nephews

this tree solidifies the counterargument for adoption. aaaand here's a short something about mrs. krabs

Mrs. Krabs ( 1945-2000) is Eugene H. Krabs' deceased wife and also is an unseen character who is also a whale. She is the mother of Pearl. In a book, Mr. Krabs says that Pearl "takes after her mother," which indicates that she is a whale. She died in a boat accident when Pearl was a baby.

Shark plus crab equals shark. okay so dominant genes blahblahblah. HOW THEY MANAGED TO DO IT, I DON'T WANT TO THINK ANYMORE.

>>GOO LAGOON: THE BEACH IN BIKINI BOTTOM.  i repeat, THERE IS A BEACH IN BIKINI BOTTOM. enough said

>>Sandy Cheeks has a house called the "Treedome" which looks like a glass(the glass/clear plastic apparently is water pressure resistant) and airtight(absolutely no water can come inside) igloo. It has grasses, plants, even trees and insects. how the hell did she built it? BRILLIANT.

These are just some of the stuff i thought of. I'm gonna go sleep now.

****by the way, spongebob was a tv show created by a marine biologist :\ oh tartar sauce!!