Saturday, June 18, 2011

industrial engineering is...

people always ask me what my major really is.. at first i was persistent to explain the course but then i came to meet many more inquisitive people(others ask-slash-mock), it really crumbled my patience. the conversation gets so exhausting. soooo now, it always kinda goes like this...

most common:


clueless person: what's your major?
me: Industrial Engineering.
clueless person: what's that?

my top three answers:
me: industrial engineering. engineers in any industry yeah (while smirking)
me: (in a very loud voice, while bowing) we're the famous jack of all trades! but master of none! (sarcasm)
me: it's boring dont mind. (usually used during extremely stressing day)

other questions:
clueless person: what job will you have after that course?
me: your boss

most absurd:


clueless person: what's your major?
me: IE (when i'm lazy or hungry i always use shortcuts)


clueless person: Internet explorer? wow so you must be good at computers (insert innocent face here)
me: uh--huh BYE.


oh IE, IE, IE why you gotta be so difficult to explain.. much more understand? even my dad gets confused. 


ps
people(esp. from other engineering fields) mock my course.. well.. IT IS ENGINEERING. AND YES WE HAVE MATH. AND OF COURSE WE ARE NEEDED. IE's exists because there is a constant need for improvement. whenever you rant about something or anything at all, that's actually a go signal that you need us. you rant about traffic, you rant about waiting, you rant about long queues, you rant about hospitals/hotels/restaurants and other service problems, you rant about your school system, you rant about the interface of your phone, you rant about your faulty internet connection, you rant about quality, you rant about wastes, you rant about prices, you rant about your salary, you rant about downtimes, you rant about missed schedules, you rant about everything that's pissing you off and WE ARE THE ONES WHO HEAR YOU OUT AND ACTUALLY TRY TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS. happy?

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